You know, I steal everything from Though it is the only way I ever get this thing updated. So I suppose it's not all that bad.

1. Do you have any pets?
I have a 6 (I think--I lost count) year-old Tabby cat who is so originally named Tabby. I also call her things like Flumpy, Shitty, Smelly, and Smlumpy. I've decided her official name is Tabbitha.

2. Do you believe in karma?
I agree with -- No comment

3. Any tattoos or piercings?
I have my ears pierced twice because the first ones got screwed up and one is really large. Seriously, I can just stick a whole earring through the hole.

4. Who do you know tells the best jokes?
I've recently learned my dad is pretty funny.

5. Have you ever given money to a bum?
Yeah, my wife!! That's for saying I was the bum, Horn.

6. In your opinion, what has been the best invention?
The wheel because if you didn't have that, cars wouldn't have been made and so communication would be limited and they would have possibly never thought of computers so without computers and wheels there would be no easy access to porn.

7. What is the dumbest invention?
Dollar stores that charge more than a dollar for things (does that count?)-- That's my wife's answer, but I agree with it.

8. Is your room messy?
Oddly enough, yes, because I'm leaving for Colorado soon so my parents get cranky if it's not clean. (Or worse, they clean it themselves--who know what they'll find!!)

9. What is the worst injury you ever had?
I don't know about the worst, but the longest lasting is a burn I got from a drapery tower heater when I was three. I still have it.

10. What movie do you know all the lines to?
Sweeney Todd. All you really need to know are the songs.

11. What is the last movie you saw?
Conversations with Other Women. Awesome movie with two screens to watch at one time.

12. How many times a month do you go to the movies?
Only a few, but possibly many this year because the new X-Files movie is coming out in a month!!!

13. What is your favorite animal?
Snake

14. What color are your bed sheets?
I don't have bed sheets. I sleep on a couch. Seriously, but I have a red/blue blanket at one house and a purple/blue one with stars at the other.

15. Is your hair naturally straight or curly?
Curly/wavy if I let it dry naturally and straight if I blow-dry it.

16. What is the video game that you kick ass at?
I'd say River Raider from Atari 3600, but I'm not even very good at that.

17. If you could punch one person who would it be?
My brother for being a complete pain on our last vacation.

18. Do you watch cartoons?
Not on a regular basis

19. Do you like Starbucks or do you think it's just overpriced?
Overpriced.

20. What is your favorite smell?
Autumn, don't ask.

21. Favorite Batman?
Whichever one Tim Burton did.

22. What would you do if a random person offered you candy?
Ask "what" because I probably didn't hear them the first time.

23. Are you for capital punishment?
No comment

24. Do you swear?
Fuck no!!!

25. Do you believe in the supernatural?
Yep

26. Do you like to drive fast?
Huzzah yeah!!

27. Have you ever had braces?
No, ha ha!!!

28. Favorite Ninja Turtle?
Leonardo? I don't watch it so I don't really know. I just like Da Vinci and know that they were named after Renaissance artists.

29. Have you ever eaten spam?
Possibly--I never know what my dad puts on our sandwiches. Honestly.

30. Do you own a pair of big sunglasses?
I look like hell in sunglasses so no.

31. What is one thing you actually remember from kindergarten?
I remember my friend getting her nose broken when she fell and hit a chair and my teacher having to carry her out with blood covering her white shirt. That and the Letter People and my teacher calling me a tattletale. (Yes, the teacher called me that)

32. Have the cops ever taken you home?
Not yet....

33. Have you ever hit a deer?
No, but I've seen a fair share of deer roadkill.

34. Have you ever gone to class drunk?
No, but when I was in Italy, I was drinking wine while my friends were in 7th period class.

35. What color is your room?
Blue/green in one house and red/yellow in the other.

36. Are you taller than your mom?
Nope, she's 5'4".

37. Beer or liquor?
Wine!! In vino veritas!!

38. What would you do if a leprechaun jumped out of the bushes and took your wallet?
Jump up and down in enthusiasm because that would make an awesome story.

39. What is the ugliest color to wear in your opinion?
Yes, uber bright pink.

40. What kind of car do you drive?
A hearse or my dad's stick-shift '66 Chevy. Yes, Horn, I learned to drive a stick-shift!!

41. What kind of cell phone do you have?
A pretty crummy camera phone that has a dying battery.

42. Is there any animal that creeps you out?
Not really. There are just some I realize it would be wise to avoid. Like mountain lions.

43. Do you own an iPod? How many songs are on it?
Yes, one of the original Nanos. It has 500 in iTunes, though they don't all fit on the actual iPod.

44. Ever been in a car accident?
No

45. Would you be a ninja or a pirate
Ninja power!!! Or better yet, a vampire!!!

46. What is your most overused word/statement?
Nice. I say that when I'm out of things to say. Or 'what' because I'm never listening the first time.

47. What is the funniest word you have ever heard?
Hippopotamonstrosesquippedaliophobia--no joke, it's a real word and phobia. It's the fear of long words. I memorized this word.

48. Do you hate it when people call you �dear�?
No, I kind of like it

49. What cartoon character are you most like?
The Corpse Bride from Corpse Bride, because she is just awesome. Or Oyster Boy because he's just awesome.

50. Can you drive a stick?
Yes!!! Just learned this week.

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Rules: Google search what it says and continue it with the first thing that comes up. For the record, I'm not writing my name in here.

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
A: ---- needs a ride. (But I like the next one which is: ----- needs six mortal people to complete her journey.


Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
A: ---- looks like a friend of mine, a person with a heart of gold, and a smile which could melt glaciers. (You sure about that? It sure doesn't sound like me!!)
I liked number 6 though: ---- looks like she's about to hurl.

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
A: ---- says her full name. (Lovely, I've learned to say my name. All the rest were baby things as well)

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
A: ---- really wants you skinny models to eat. (I'm hungry)

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
A: ---- does good works. (My name is pretty boring when it comes up on google)

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
A: ---- hates you and you're little dog too. (Now that's better)

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
A: ---- asks forgiveness (Lovely, I hate it.)
Here's a better one: ---- asks the Mayans if they can eat the sacrificed chicken, to which the priests gives a resounding "n--o!"

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
A: ---- goes to lunch. (Pretty accurate)
Better one: ---- goes to a farm house and discovers the mutilated body of Mr. Fawcett

Q: Type in "[your name] likes" in Google search:
A: ---- likes laundry (NO!!!!!)

Q: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
A: ---- eats pumpkin guts. (nice)
And: ---- eats 2 toxic wastes at once.

Q: Type in "[your name] wears" in Google search: (most relevant)
A: ---- wears her dyed-black hair loose around her face and shoulders; at the time of the interview, she wore a long black skirt and a leather jacket. (not bad, though the first was cowgirl hat)

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search:
A: ---- was arrested for being Jewish and was never seen again.

Well that was enjoyable.

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